I m here this morning trying on some clothes I picked up at my favorite store. You are here with me. I am trying on these clothes when I have an incredible urge to fart. Prrr! You heard it! What a shame in this dressing room! Prrr! Oh my god another pestilent fart! Then I go out of the dressing room, walk a little and still more farts while I am close to people! Tags. ass, fat