It’s the happiest day of your life, having just tied the knot with your beautiful bride, Sydney Screams. Before you married Sydney, you knew she wasn’t safe. You knew she was dangerous, and yet you found yourself unable to resist her charms, her sensuality, and most of all, her lipstick. As your new bride, Sydney knows that you will do anything and everything to make sure she’s always happy. “Happy wife, happy life” is the only way you’ll remain alive as long as you’re wed to her. Slowly, methodically, Sydney applies her red lipstick. First, she paints the base coat of matte red onto her lips, carefully examining her progress in her compact mirror. Then it’s time for what she knows will drive you wild: lip gloss. Sydney is willing to give you everything, assuming that you never disappoint her. There’s no need to ask if you’re ready for a lifetime with the woman of your nightmares, after all… you already said the magic words, “I do.”
