ON A QUIET AFTERNOON, MY PARTNER TIMY AND I ENTER THE HOUSE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING VALUABLE. WE COME ACROSS A COUPLE IN THE LIVING ROOM. THE HUSBAND IS ORGANIZING THINGS FROM HIS WORK WHILE HIS WIFE JUST WANTS HIM TO GIVE HER GOOD SEX BECAUSE HE HASN’T TOUCHED HER IN A LONG TIME. SHE IS NOT AS SURPRISED AS HER HUSBAND AND CLEARLY WANTS AT LEAST ONE OF US TO TOUCH HER AND GIVE HER THE FUCK SHE SO DESIRES. SO SHE MAKES A DEAL WITH US: SHE WILL GIVE US WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR IN EXCHANGE FOR THE GOOD FUCK SHE WANTS.