You re my boyfriend s best friend and a total jerk and misogynist. My BF asked the two us to spend time together and get to know each other so that when we re all together, things aren t so weird and tense between us. There s something off about you that I don t like, so when you and I end up stuck together for a day, I m not happy about it. I suspect that deep down, you re actually jealous of my BF and wish that you were the one getting to fuck me. You re always looking at my cleavage, especially right now when my nipples are hard and you can almost see them through my tank top. Every time you speak (implied), I just want to roll my eyes. I m fed up with you. I press my hand over your mouth and tell you how things are going to be moving forward. When you disagree and threaten to break us up, I shut you up with my hand again. It s time to take care of you for good. Opening my jaw up, you can see down my throat, past my tongue, to my pretty pink uvula as I start pushing your body past i