Hot and bored wife Florane calls in a “professional” because her chimney is clogged. A muscular, mustachioed tradesman, Helmut, from Chimneys & Pipes, walks in the door. It turns out that the chimney is actually completely clean… but Florane has completely different pipes that desperately need a good stretch. And Helmut is a professional – he goes deep, hard and lasts a really long time. A classic 80s retro parody full of double entendres, sweat, satin bathrobes and real craftsmanship. “When the draft is bad… call Helmut.”