We ve been dating for awhile, and I invite you over. But, Im high maintance - i make you take care of everything while dating me. However, we have never had sex. In fact, we haven t even kissed you yet. So, you come over and you see me in this super sexy lingerie and silk robe. You think to yourself that this must finally be the night. The doors are locked behind you, and now theres no way out without the key that ive hidden. I sit you down, and I confess that all these months, you thought you were getting the best of both worlds, being married to your wife and being able to go out with the most beautiful tattooed goddess you have ever laid your eyes on. You have been keeping this from not just your wife, but also from me. But, I ve actually always known. I m the one who has been using you. I have never been interested in you in anything other than using you for shopping sprees and how i talk about using you as my hole. I always deny you, but you have kept holding out hope. So tonight,
