Hey sweetie, Stella here. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? Great, because I have a lot to say on your silly religion and my message is very important. By the time I am done with you I assure you that you will no longer worship some flying spaghetti monster in the sky but will instead worship your new goddess, Milf Stella. Besides, Sky Daddy will never make you feel as good as I can!
