I know we ve been friends for a while, and I know you like me. I ALSO know that you re STILL a virgin, so I ve decided to help you out and fuck you and take your virginity. Aren t you SO lucky?! You take out your cock and it s SO small that I can t help but giggle. I don t even know if I ll feel this tiny dick, but I ll give it a shot...or maybe you ll just remain a tiny dick virgin forever!