You are so super cool for letting me stay here until I get my own place. My parents are so uptight conservative it was difficult for me to stay there. You and my step-sister letting me crash here for awhile has been so helpful! I honestly don’t even know how my conservative uptight step-sister landed a chill and open minded guy like you. I was waiting for the perfect time to tell you how much I appreciate being here temporarily. You have gone way beyond making me feel comfortable and welcomed. I happen to kind of get a vibe while here that you and my step-sister aren’t fucking very much. You’re such a great guy so keep that open mind while I offer to take care of some of your sexual needs while I’m here. I’m not going to fuck you so it’s not completely cheating. We’re just helping each other out where we need it the most. Think of this as some stress relief for you and some for me to since I don’t have to be apartment hunting the longer you two let me stay here. See! we both benefit so