One of your roommates, Sydney Screams, knocks on your door and comes into your room carrying two large pizza boxes saying they need to talk to you about something important. It s a little awkward, but Sydney wants to stage an intervention because you won t stop stealing food that belongs to your other roommates! You claim that you aren t stealing food (implied), but I even watched you take a box of cookies that I bought for myself. We know what a greedy piggy you are, but we ve had enough! We spend our hard earned money on groceries only for you to steal from us. However, since you are such a greedy piggy, you might want to hear me out when I tell you the solution we ve come up with. It s a crazy idea but one that might help fill the bottomless pit that is your stomach while also enabling you to live your best lazy piggy life. Listen closely, because your feederism dreams are about to come true!
