You have been ignoring me for months, thinking I m just your average moaning neighbour. You won t stop playing music loudly and have parties continuously. I have asked you politely numerous times to turn it down, I even reported you to the local authorities but you continue to blare it out and being totally inconsiderate. I walked over to your home and to your horror, shrunk you down with all your friends and consumed them all, except you. Now you re sitting In front of me, absolutely petrified and I tease you about your friends. They keep causing indigestion and I even burp sometimes. Eventually, I swallow you whole! Atleast I get some piece and quiet now!
