You ve just moved back into the dorms after summer break when I, Sydney Screams, come in and see how much weight you ve lost recently. We ve been roommates before, and you remember how I eagerly helped fatten you up by feeding you plenty of food and making sure you never had to burn any extra calories. I can still remember how you used to send me to the campus cafeteria to grab an entire tray of food for you so you didn t have to waddle your way to and from. We re finally back to sharing space together, but you re looking a bit smaller than how I remember you. It turns out that you got a boyfriend who has convinced you to deviate from your actual wants and desires. He s convinced you to lose weight and eat healthy, unhappy with the way you look. Let me just tell you that he is wrong! You re cute as heck, and I bet he s just the type of guy to try to destroy your happiness by making you skinny then breaking up with you once he s satisfied at his destruction. You deserve so much better t
