Just rolled out of bed, still messy-haired, I flop onto the couch in my comfy dress, phone in one hand and breakfast plate in the other. I munch on my toast and coffee while scrolling lazily, completely relaxed as my soft belly starts rumbling from the night before. Deep, warm farts start slipping out naturally, one after another, bassy rips vibrating through my thick ass into the cushions while I keep eating and tapping away on my screen like nothing’s happening. No rush, no shame, just your favorite curvy girl starting the day with a yummy breakfast, endless phone time, and loud, unfiltered morning gas rolling free.
