I heard that your wife wants you to lose weight, but I wonder what it is that *you* want. I, Sydney Screams, bet that she s put you on a diet and started sending you to the gym several times a week. Who does she think she is?! Just because she s your wife doesn t mean she gets to tell you what to do. You get to take care of your body however you want, and I know it s your dream to get big and fat. Your big, fat American dream. I don t mean the original American dream, noooo. What I mean is you becoming a fatty, gooning your days away as you eat and stroke, eating junk food every single day, eating fast food every single day. You re already so good at gooning, so now all you need to do is focus on getting fat. I bet your wife doesn t even know that you re a gooner nor that you crave more weight. You want to become obese, you want to eat all the unhealthy American foods that you ve seen on TV and social media. You fantasize about how much better your life would be if you could just stay
