For centuries, I, Sydney Screams, have watched over a tiny village of farmers, promising bountiful crops, happiness, and riches. I only ask for one thing in return: an annual sacrifice, sent up to Me on My special day. This year, the villagers have failed Me, and I am angry! How dare they test their Goddess, as if I do not have the powers to make them suffer. I ve gathered the villagers together before me, telling them of the mistakes they ve made by failing to appease their Giant Goddess. Now, one of them will pay for their mistake with a year of servitude. One of them will volunteer right here, right now! You bravely volunteer, hoping to save the rest of your villagers from My wrath. I take you into My hand, telling the others that I ll still make them suffer until they send Me a new sacrifice next year. If they don t, you ll be sacrificed, but they won t get the benefit. I will not hesitate to make your fellow villagers starve should they fail to make an offering. Dismissing them, i
