You recently told me, Sydney Screams, that your girlfriend gets jealous of all the time we spend together thanks to our shared bad habit. She thinks that just because you & I are smokers, we must have something more going on, but don t worry! I m going to have a little chat with your girlfriend today. First to reassure her that nothing is going on between us and second to convince her to join us for our smoke breaks. I ve got a handrolled cigarette that I m smoking as I have the deep conversation about how she ll have more time to spend with you and how sexy she ll look smoking, plus there s nothing quite like a good cigarette to help take the edge off a stressful day! If your girlfriend would only start smoking, she could enjoy a post-sex smoke with you. I blow the smoke in her face, letting the smell soak into her clothes and hair as I blow from my black lipstick lips. There s a ritual to smoking that just feels peaceful and quiet. Your girlfriend has nothing to worry about when it c