...𝔰 𝔡𝔞𝔶 ‿︵⁺୭‧₊˚✧
One-minute video where I explain why you’re alone on Valentine’s Day and where your wife is.
✧˚₊‧୭⁺‿︵ 𝔖𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬 ‿︵⁺୭‧₊˚✧
You find yourself alone, like a stray dog, for Valentine’s Day and you decide to call me. But I’m already busy: I’m looking after your wife, who’s begging me to put her at my feet. I take this opportunity to remind you how much a loser you are, it’s your wife I’m keeping on a leash tonight
