You absolute perv! I, your roommate, just wanted a piece of advice concerning my lingerie sets, and you just played the voyeur card on me. You know you will never ever get me, but you can t help fantasizing, can you? I am an egocentric woman, I ll give you that, so nothing heats me up more than knowing that a guy wants me. Now, stroke. Stroke. Stroke. That s all I ll ever give you. And I know we both like it that way.