So you re one of those losers that needs a pretty girl to tell you how to beat your meat? How pathetic are you? Look at that cock of yours. I mean, penis. Cock is like meant for the big, beautiful, meaty dicks that I actually wanna touch. I don t wanna touch yours. That s why you have your own little hands and you re stroking it for yourself right now! You just can t help yourself. You re a jerkaholic, aren t you? —Whitney Morgan