I need a girlfriend. It seems everywhere I look people are hooking up. Even my Stepmom Lolly who found my Pops. Why don t i have someone to date and have sex with? Anyways my stepmom is really cool and trendy, so i figured id hit her up for some advice. Do you know she met my old man on a dating app? Now they are married. I had no idea that is how they met. Anyways it turns out its as easy as uploading some pics and a profile and you can match with different ladies that like you! I m in! Lolly took some nice pics of me and i proceeded to make my account. See ya Stepmom. I am going to take this phone in my room and meet some babes. Just 5 minutes in and I matched. She a Busty Blonde who loves long walks on the beach, loves to skate and Oh wow! Shes just 10 feet away? Could it be my neighbor? Lolly barges into my room as i am trying to figure out my next moves. Turns out she is the one who matched with me. She really loves me so she wanted to make sure i know what to do with these women
