My friend is out of town and I am housesitting. I stop by to water her plants and feed her cat. When I get there, I can hear something, I can hear these tiny little screams coming from somewhere. As i get close to what i thought was her dollhouse, I saw this tiny little people, and they were the ones screaming! I get down to eye level with these tiny little creatures, and I can see that they are actually tiny people and they are in the middle of a funeral! I ask one of them why they are screaming and fighting, but to my dismay, I can t understand their tiny language. As I inch him closer to try to listen, I get a big wiff. Why does he smell so good? He smells so good that my mouth starts to water. I am surprised with myself, this has never happened, but I can t help it, and I pop him into my mouth just one to taste. I am so surprised - the way he tastes, crunches, and slides down my throat into my belly, Ive never had anything better. This is a delicacy ive stumbled on at my friends ho
