I can explain the purchase of those expensive shoes on my credit card statement step-daddy. You are such a generous step-dad for giving me a credit card for my college expenses and I swear to you these shoes were needed for my education experience, I promise. If I could show them to you, you would understand but you don t want to see my expensive shoes, do you? You do want to see them? Ok, I brought them home with me this weekend so hang on and I will go get them. See! Aren t they the sexiest pump you ve ever laid eyes on? Now you understand why I absolutely had to have them! I know step-mom never wears anything this sexy so she would never comprehend why I bought these with the credit card you gave me for school expenses. Let s not tell her about this, ok? It seems you are really enjoying looking at my long legs and sexy feet in these pumps. I have a proposition for you step-dad. It s a good thing you re only my stepdaddy otherwise what I am about to say would be completely out of the
