Your boss, the CEO, calls you into her office pretty pissed off. You notice she is wearing a bikini with beachwear and sunglasses. She angrily tells you that she can t go on vacation knowing what havoc you ve been causing to the company. Your performance is so awful that she s gonna give you your Performance Review right now. It comes down to two choices: either be fired or have your penis removed. She tells you that yours wouldn t be the first she s had to chop off! After a moment, you decide on the second choice. Sage knows the pay and benefits are way too good to pass up. She wants to give you a second chance, so she immediately puts on a pair of latex gloves and deals with your pesky penis. She takes a small pair of scissors and removes your dick with a snip. Now, Sage can finally relax and enjoy her vacation. You ll be healed by the time she returns, so profits had better be sky-rocketing then!