So the first weird thing that happened on my latest excursion was that Andy(Boomerang) showed up with Albert on the bus. I could handle that. He wasn t to upset because he fucked one of the hottest porn stars in the industry. So we head out to Hialeah to find some hoochies. We re excited. We spot this girl on some steps. I give her the old interview routine. It wasn t working. It works 90% of the time. This girl seemed to be immune. Everything was no no no. I was impressed. Finally, after practically begging her, she gets in. We begin the interview with where are you from. She s from El Salvador. I immediately tell her that they eat people there and that the country is worthless. So she fires back. Telling me she wasn t gonna take my shit. Again, I was impressed. Most girls just take the a***e. to say, to get her to have sex with Boomer was a pain. She wouldn t hear of it. This girl fought for her dignity. She lost! but at least she fought for it which is more that I could say for most
